more open letters. this one breaching the subject of a rather disturbing haircut.

[duchess_of_pie]

the safferts are back and brought me fun and prizes. a detailed list and scans to come.

as it stands, i'm knackered and there's new developments in rehearsals of which i am weirded out by.

but it's time for bed. this is all i have to post tonight. i'm stealing it from a mail conversation i had with siri today because it was an amusement in my day. i enjoy open-lettering. it may become a major hobby.



dearest alex,

you know i love you unconditionally, right? so there's absolutely nothing in your present nature that you could do to make that change, okay? so let's us have a chat.

you're a bright boy. what up with the mullet.



sure, i wasn't around for the buzz scandal, and from the pictures i've seen, i'll say i'm not a big fan of that. but i didn't mind it once it started to grow out, in fact, i am a closet fan of the spiky do which you sported for the YCHISMB jacket and the russian press photos. so i wasn't so guffed when i saw these new pics. i had no problems with that at all.

until they shot you from the back.



alex.

love.

no.

were you sick of all the attention your floppy fringe was getting? i mean, a girl'd have to be retarded not to love that hair. you had the longing of the world at your feet with that one, spot on. you yourself said you tell the barber to leave the bit in front but to get the back because you can't stand having it long. what changed? please don't tell me the change of hair is a change of heart. *stumble* *retains composure* as long as you're still the same renaissance man underneath, i guess i can be patient and wait for your next folicle adventure.

unconditional, unconditional. mullet or no. *breathe* alright then.



oh. also. your trousers are getting out of hand. your shirts are so lovely, i could maybe just cut you off at the waist...if it weren't for the fact that you've got a cute ass and good taste in shoes. but this is a secondary concern.

anyhow. you know my thoughts now. go on doing that thing you do and i will follow. (but if i'm walking behind you, i'm keeping my eyes below your shoulders for a while.)

your loving, humble opinionist with seemingly no head for fashion,
amber bjork.





dear nick.



your hair, on the other hand, is too long. but i like it. i prefer it as it was, but i like this in a weird way.

can i have a signed photo of your rear? it is the nicest ever.

love, amber.




dear paul.



you have to cut it sometime, dear. way to go on the rainbow shirt, you're creeping up my hottie scales conciderably.

love, amber.





dear bob.



don't change a thing. i am free this friday after 10, all of sunday, and monday after work if you'd like to cuddle.

love, amber.



k. done.

Comments

[pillboxhat.livejournal.com]

hahaha. I'm way out of the loop on Alex's new hair, etc.

[duchess-of-pie.livejournal.com]

it's not my favorite thing, but boy's a trend-setter. now that all the boy bands are growing out their fringes, alex may be feeling crowded. but who'd not want to be just like alex? hell. _I_ want to be just like alex. with a rack.

but that's our boy. out to be himself.

or a hockey fan. one of the two.

[musiquesas.livejournal.com]

*lovesit* I thought to myself, "you know...that would make a good live journal post." And then, lo and behold.

[duchess-of-pie.livejournal.com]

ah, but i knew you'd be most entertained by it. that's why i wrote it for you first. ahem. i mean, i sent you a backup first.

[musiquesas.livejournal.com]

You inspire me to write my own open letters.

I'm more intrigued with his trousers than his haircut! LOOKATHEM! He's taken a clashing patterns cue from Nick, that seems certain.

[duchess-of-pie.livejournal.com]

tsk. yeah. 'should leave that to nick. anyone who comes out with "fat ass butt pussies" ears the right to clash. but alex? "i'll be there when you land?" no. that needs more cowboy and jeans, that does.

[susiegrapefruit.livejournal.com]

*twitch* *sniff*

*sob* *cower*

Nomullet*twitchtwitch*noooooooomullet...

[duchess-of-pie.livejournal.com]

you know, now that i've had 24 hours to sit with it, i'm not as horrified. one girl on s_t said it was reminicent of david bowie and siri reminded me of that. now that's all i can see and it's calming.

i guess i just loved the old hair so much more in comparison that i wasn't ready for change. and, to his credit, he did grow the fringe back and keep it for a long time just to please the fangirls (there was actually a petition on the web). so. you have to hand it to him on being accomidating. now it's his turn.

'though i wouldn't be surprised if eleanor had a hand in it.

[susiegrapefruit.livejournal.com]

Don't be taken in! You may not know this, but I consider the mullet to be one of the worst byproducts of the human brain. No mullets, no rat-tails, no mohawks. Bowie had a dark side, and that dark side was his mullet. Don't let the evil overcome you. A mullet is a mullet is the devil.

[duchess-of-pie.livejournal.com]

hahahahahah!@!!!!! oh. i agreee. i'm trying NOT to think of it as a mullet. i am trying to think of it as alex's hair. the hair of a lovely, brilliant, genuinely-nice boy of which i wish i could find someone just like but not. i can deal. as long as he doesn't get his teeth straightened or get too much muscle definition, i'm good with it all.

[susiegrapefruit.livejournal.com]

See, that's the kind of thinking that's going to get you into trouble. Just say no to mullets. Think of it as a ferocious animal that has attached itself to your dear one's head. It must be stopped.

[musiquesas.livejournal.com]

The Bowie hair is still better this:



which was a complete tragedy. I mean...there was a petition.

If I'm going to trust anyone with a mullet, it would be Alex. I don't even think it's that mullet-like. *hides*

[duchess-of-pie.livejournal.com]

hsahahsahahahahah nice! frowny face!

you're right, though. that one sucked.

LET THE MULLETWARS BEGIN!

[susiegrapefruit.livejournal.com]

Eeeeww you're right, that one is pretty bad.

Still, all he needs to do is trim off that eensy bit in the back to save himself from mulletdom. And so, my own open letter to the guys:

Dear Nick, Bob & Paul,

Do it while he's sleeping.

Love,
Laurie

[duchess-of-pie.livejournal.com]

*distraction*

but hey! nick's looking good these days! look at the guitarist! german boy with good hair!

*shiny pretty distraction waved in your face*

[susiegrapefruit.livejournal.com]

You win; I forget what I was even talking about.

[couplandesque.livejournal.com]

Who. Is the man. In the middle.



I think his hair looks cute. Whee!

kris xx

[duchess-of-pie.livejournal.com]

what. is. his name.

yeah. i'm getting used to it. i love it from the front and side...but that pic from the back makes my shoulders get all scrunchy.

now i'm just regressing and searching for images of the YCHISMB cut.

[musiquesas.livejournal.com]

This post should be a good start:

http://community.livejournal.com/slacken_ties/1031458.html

The forehead appreciation post! There are some shudder-inducing ones like above, but there are some verrrry nice ones there too.

[duchess-of-pie.livejournal.com]

oh, i saw that one. and for a moment i concidered marrying the girl who posted it. and i took many of the pics. and for a moment i concidered marrying them. and then i ate some dinner and everything was fine.