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did i tell you i got tested for swine flu? okay, not me, but laura. okay. she didn't get tested. but we went to the clinic for that reason because she's a teacher and she's a sickie.
in the end, they didn't order the test. she's just normally sick. but you never know, right? after all, a school is a hotbed of germs. and some of them just came back from mexico. and i'm a guest in her home. so you may be reading the journal of the closest person you know to almost have the swine flu.
dad and i were in a media blackout for three days as we drove across the country. we came into the house and the tv was on and it's been all swine flu all the time from then on. i'm sincerely convinced y'all slapped this together while i wasn't looking.
but then my mom was concerned that i was going to insert myself into crowds at both minneapolis and chicago and that was taking a risk. pish, says i. but how funny would it be to come out clean in the bigger cities--including an escape from l.a.--only to be taken down by swine flu just outside of madison?
well, not really funny. but kinda funny.
anyway. i'm not sick. i'm just suffering allergies because i keep putting my face in laura's cat. that's kind of a failing of mine. see cat, must put in face. (so if we ever get a feline flu pandemic, i'll probably be screwed.) and i'm trying to mother laura because she keeps running around and making herself sicker. girl needs to rest. but she's not got the swine flu, so all rejoice.
in the end, they didn't order the test. she's just normally sick. but you never know, right? after all, a school is a hotbed of germs. and some of them just came back from mexico. and i'm a guest in her home. so you may be reading the journal of the closest person you know to almost have the swine flu.
dad and i were in a media blackout for three days as we drove across the country. we came into the house and the tv was on and it's been all swine flu all the time from then on. i'm sincerely convinced y'all slapped this together while i wasn't looking.
but then my mom was concerned that i was going to insert myself into crowds at both minneapolis and chicago and that was taking a risk. pish, says i. but how funny would it be to come out clean in the bigger cities--including an escape from l.a.--only to be taken down by swine flu just outside of madison?
well, not really funny. but kinda funny.
anyway. i'm not sick. i'm just suffering allergies because i keep putting my face in laura's cat. that's kind of a failing of mine. see cat, must put in face. (so if we ever get a feline flu pandemic, i'll probably be screwed.) and i'm trying to mother laura because she keeps running around and making herself sicker. girl needs to rest. but she's not got the swine flu, so all rejoice.
