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a big ol' pile of wtf.
Mar. 8th, 2007 10:48 am1. honey bees are dying all over minnesota. and they don't know why..no, it's not from the cold. they think it's pesticides. can you imagine a world without honey bees? i know sarah b can, as she gave me very good instructions as to blowing them up in the microwave (she was stung a lot as a child and not sadistic to any other living thing). but a world without honey is sad sad sad. it' the only real natural sweetner out there. it's the only thing in the world that never goes bad. i can eat it by the spoonful and it's great on vanilla ice cream. oh, sweet honey. do not take your bees and leave.
2. there's a major studio war going on!!! apparently, indiana jones IV wants to open on may 22 next year, but they're facing opposition from another movie that wants the same date and could pull their numbers. what movie? a live-action version of "speed racer." what. thefuck. how did i NOT know they were making this? "lord of the rings" is over. the harry potter saga is about to end. i need SOMEthing to live another year for, and it looks as though my prayers have been answered. this rocks more than the anticipation for the live-action "inspector gadget." (please note i said, "the anticipation for." because the movie licked sweaty assholes.)
3. the dali lama has commissioned brain researchers to come and talk with him and his followers. apparently, his holiness is very interested in keeping up with the very latest information in this field (not suprising, as he has, from a very young age, had a very inquisitive and scientific mind). but, the wonder of this is, they are finding similarities between the findings of the workings of the brain and the principles of buddhist philosophy. i don't have the details on this, but it seems that the more we know about the brain scientifically, the less we are certain of scientifically. and the more we find that the ancient teachings of a simpler, more enlightened way of life knew all there was to know anyway. perhaps science isn't about disproving the supernatural after all, but about coming full circle to understanding it in a way that our society can accept...a way other than the one we have lost.
4. i wonder if there is a way in job interviews to request a cup of coffee. i am convinced that office coffee is the worst in the world. and since interviews serve not only to interview me, but for me to interview THEM, to see if i fit there, i should be able to taste their coffee. because if i could find an office that had above-average-to-exemplerary coffee, i believe that it would be the right fit. i don't care what the company does, they could measure donkey dicks for dildos for all i care. all i want is a cup of coffee in the morning that i don't have to pay for--either by monetary means or through physical anguish. too much to ask? hmmm...on top of medical and paid vacation, maybe too much.
2. there's a major studio war going on!!! apparently, indiana jones IV wants to open on may 22 next year, but they're facing opposition from another movie that wants the same date and could pull their numbers. what movie? a live-action version of "speed racer." what. thefuck. how did i NOT know they were making this? "lord of the rings" is over. the harry potter saga is about to end. i need SOMEthing to live another year for, and it looks as though my prayers have been answered. this rocks more than the anticipation for the live-action "inspector gadget." (please note i said, "the anticipation for." because the movie licked sweaty assholes.)
3. the dali lama has commissioned brain researchers to come and talk with him and his followers. apparently, his holiness is very interested in keeping up with the very latest information in this field (not suprising, as he has, from a very young age, had a very inquisitive and scientific mind). but, the wonder of this is, they are finding similarities between the findings of the workings of the brain and the principles of buddhist philosophy. i don't have the details on this, but it seems that the more we know about the brain scientifically, the less we are certain of scientifically. and the more we find that the ancient teachings of a simpler, more enlightened way of life knew all there was to know anyway. perhaps science isn't about disproving the supernatural after all, but about coming full circle to understanding it in a way that our society can accept...a way other than the one we have lost.
4. i wonder if there is a way in job interviews to request a cup of coffee. i am convinced that office coffee is the worst in the world. and since interviews serve not only to interview me, but for me to interview THEM, to see if i fit there, i should be able to taste their coffee. because if i could find an office that had above-average-to-exemplerary coffee, i believe that it would be the right fit. i don't care what the company does, they could measure donkey dicks for dildos for all i care. all i want is a cup of coffee in the morning that i don't have to pay for--either by monetary means or through physical anguish. too much to ask? hmmm...on top of medical and paid vacation, maybe too much.
