full of madness and deeper meaning.

in just two days of rolling in pandora's glory, i have become a wretched snob.  everytime i have to leave my desk and cover for the payment girl, i am appalled by what i hear on the radio.  right now it's john mayer.  my skin crawls.  my palms sweat.  my tounge is dry.  this fix is no good.  and i used to like this song...

 

i am lately having a bad run of hair-hate.  however.  i find that remedying it with hat-love is working; keeping me from permanent cutting contemplations.  at least, i hope it is.  i just dropped 50 bucks on two very splendid new hats last night.  it's another phase i go on...and, blessedly, i have hat-face.  that's right, hat-face.  it means that i'm super cute except for my forhead and scalp.  once i cover them artfully, i'm a beauty.

 

ugh.  shania twain.

 

this girl has way too many cheap stuffed toys on her desk.  i think i'lll melt a hershey's kiss in my pocket and make like one of them made a present.

 

re-reading this, i'm plesantly calmed by the word "splendid."  i need to use that one more often.

 

i'm thinking about officially joining the jane austen society of north america.  not only do i get their monthly newsletter and annual jounal, i get the right to attend meetings, including the annual powow in exciting locations like...tuscon and vancouver.  at least it would give me a reason to get out of minnesota for a weekend each year...and attend lectures i would acutally enjoy.  yes.  i do enjoy a good lecture every once in a while.  i go to some here.  i told you i'm a literature nerd.  are you really still having problems believing me?

 

but i don't think i could possibly join JASNA without a similar jumping on of the haruki murakami wagon as well.  i just can't play one over the other.  i hope there's a sedaris one as well.  i already have my HP card.  what's a few more?

 

okay, what is this dredge i'm hearing now?  what the heck is a system of a down?  what kind of name is that?  i wanna be in a band just so i can come up with a better name than that.

 

it's time to find the off-switch on this machine.

 

ooo.  that was both angsty and full of deep symbolism.  splendid.