this just in....

i would kill for a krispy kreme donut right about now.

wouldn't you?

what if 'survivor' was all about playing for donuts? would anyone show up?

i would.

hell. as long as jeff probst is there, i'd show up.

"wanna know what you're playing for?"

as long as you're the one telling me, jeff, i'll take anything.

wow. it's krispy kremes? i just died and went to heaven.

"survivors ready? go!"

*runs through mud*
*dives to retrieve key*
*unlocks boxes*
*assembles puzzle*
*rolls team over line*
*loses bikini top*
*makes fire*
*raises flag*
*wins challenge*

*blushes from jeff's praise*

*rolls in donuts*

nom nom nom




i need to go to bed.