ben franklin will fk anything.

fat tuesday, super tuesday, sheeet. if groundhog day had come a few days later or chinese new year a couple days early, we'd have a triple whammy. well, it IS mike mulhern's birfday, so maybe that's enough dough on the wackymeter to get us all going.

in honor of our day of politics, i give you the drunk history series from funnyordie. this is what happens when you get your friends drunk, make them talk about american history and then use that track to get michael cera and jack black to reenact some of our nation's finest moments, all set to the masterful "dances with wolves" soundtrack. enjoy.

drunk history 1: the feud of alexander hamilton and aaron burr
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/68f23e244b

drunk history 2: ben franklin and his bastard son discover electricity
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6eff3fba0d

drunk history 2.5: ben franklin and the ladies
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/154bc4bd1b

GO, OBAMA, GO!!!

with 30% of the votes in, MINNESOTA LOVES OBAMA!!!!! with 64% of that, he swept the fucking board!!!!! wwwwEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!


on the other hand...why is romney winning? would someone go out to the farmers and hit them with the mccain stick please?