two can be as bad as one, it's the lonliest number since the number one, oh.

there's nothing nicer than meeting someone who thinks you're wonderful and pursues you madly. and there's nothing sadder than having to turn that person down because you're just not interested.

and you're just not interested because you are interested in someone else.

who turns around and rejects you.

how do i test out of this course? where's my parachute?



"you love her, but she loves him.
he loves somebody else, you just can't win.
and so it goes until the day you die.
this thing called love is gounna make you cry--
i hate you."

ah, j. gelis. you speak the truth. and mr. sandler, you made it better.